李宋二先生,木头木脑

来源:鬼怪吧 作者:剑气诗情 对联故事 2016-12-30
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到博雅诗社上课,我考虑每次开讲的时候都整一个有趣的故事,活跃一下气氛,同时让孩子长点儿见识。当然,一个故事在我看了之后,再讲给孩子们的时候,会率性为之,进行再创作。昨天讲的是一个对联故事:李宋二先生,木头木脑。

话说在古代,也不知道是离现在几十年几百年还是上千年,有这么两个读书人,一个姓李,一个姓宋。这两个人读了几本书,就觉得自己才高八斗、学富五车,不含糊。这个读书人大都有个毛病,爱吹牛。有这么一天,李宋二人结伴而行,到一座山上游玩。这座山风景秀丽,古木狼林,两人看了十分高兴,边走边谈。说的时候就不免卖弄自己的学问。说到互相不服之处,声音就抬得甚高。说来说去,说得口感舌燥。这个地儿前不着村后不着店,也没个喝水之处。正在难受的时候,姓李的这位猛然看见前面一棵大树下一位老者在纳凉,旁边放着一个大水葫芦。

古时候的人民风淳朴,过路的人讨碗水喝,稀松平常。所以李宋二人就走过去,说我两人口干舌燥,您老能不能给点儿水润润喉咙。

这个老头儿看了看,笑了。就说那行啊,不过我刚才听着有人咋呼地厉害,说自己的学问如何如何大,好像就是您二位。这样吧,二位学问大,我老头子这水就不能白喝。我出个对子,要是你们能对上,就随便喝。要是对不上,那就对不起了。

李宋二人一听,对对子对我们这样的有大学问的人还不是小菜一碟儿?所以慨然应允。

老头儿问:“二位贵姓啊。”

“我姓李。”“我姓宋。”

老头儿看着两人汗流浃背还一副穷酸相儿,就出了一个上联:“李宋二先生,木头木脑。”

李宋二人一听,木头木脑?这是骂我们啊!说我们呆头呆脑。不行,一定给他对上。可是仔细一琢磨,这个联儿还真就是难对。李和宋都是姓,上面一个木下面一个木,这个怎么对啊?

两人挖空心思琢磨半天,就是对不上这对子。没奈何,只好满面羞愧而退。自然,这水也没喝上。

老头儿看着两人狼狈的背影,哈哈大笑。

据说这个故事流传了若干年,没有人对上这个对子。几年前国内有个杂志社刊载了这个故事,公开征对。最后呢,还真就征到了一个不错的下联。这下联是:

龚庞两小姐,龙首龙身。

这个故事还有另外一个版本,是朱元璋巧断对联案。那幅对联是:李宋二先生,木头木脚;龚庞两女眷,龙首龙身。

Introduce:Attend class to learned poem company, I consider every time begin lecturing when do an interesting story, active atmosphere, let the child grow an experience at the same time. Of course, a story looked in me later, when retell gives children, meeting rate sex does it, undertake be creatinged again. What told yesterday is story of a couplet: Li Song 2 gentlemen, wood wood head. The word says to be in ancient time, also knowing is to leave still go up every time now chiliad, have so two scholars, a surname plum, one surnames the Song Dynasty. These two people read a few books, feel oneself talent is 8 bottles high, learn rich 5 cars, explicit. This scholar has a trouble mostly, love boast. Have so a day, li Song 2 people accompany and row, play to upper reaches of a hill. This hill scenery is pretty, ancient wood wolf forest, two people looked very glad, the edge walks along an edge to talk. When saying the knowledge with respect to unavoidable him ostentation. The place that respecting refuses to obey each other, sound carries very high. Say for go, say to get mouthfeel tongue dry. This ground before do not wear do not wear after the village inn, also do not have a part that drinks water. afflictive when, of surname plum this sees abruptly in front an old man is in enjoy the cool, there is calabash of a flood on the side. In ancient time people wind is honest, the person of pass by denounces bowl water to drink, poor and common. So 2 people go by Li Song, say dry of my two population dry tongue, you often can give a Shui Runrun throat. This old man looks, laughed. Say that goes, nevertheless I a moment ago was listening to somebody to show off the ground is fierce, how the knowledge that says oneself is like why big, seem even if you are 2. Such, 2 science are big, this water cannot drink my old fogey in vain. I give a two pairs, if you can be right,go up, drink casually. If be opposite,go up, that Ied am sorry. 2 people listen to Li Song, is to us to two pairs such person that there is big knowledge still cole dishful? So generously assents. Old man asks: "2 your name. " " I am surnamed plum. " " I surname the Song Dynasty. " old man looks at two synthetic perspiration to shed Jia back to return photograph of a pair of poor and pedantic, gave a the first line of a couplet on a scroll: "Li Song 2 gentlemen, wood wood head. " 2 people listen to Li Song, wood wood head? This is to scold us! Say our idiotic. Be no good, be opposite to him certainly on. But consider carefully, this couplet still be opposite hard namely really. Li Hesong is a surname, above below a wood a wood, how this is opposite? Rack one's brains considers two people a long time, do not be opposite namely on this two pairs. Be utterly helpless, be forced to be full of shame and be retreated. Natural, this water also was not drunk on. Old man looks at back of two people confounded, burst out laughing. Allegedly this story circulated a certain number of year, right without the person go up this two pairs. The home a few years ago had a magazine company to publish this