妙讽汪精卫

来源:鬼怪吧 作者:怀江 对联故事 2016-12-30
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汪精卫是人尽皆知的卖国贼。1940年3月,在抗日的危急关头,汪精卫卖国保身,投靠日寇,成立了南京伪国民政府,自任代主席兼行政院长。自此,汪精卫成了中国头号大汉奸,人民对他深恶痛绝。这时,有一位被称为“灵谷老人”的老者作了一副对联,“祝贺”汪精卫荣任主席:

昔日盖世之德,

今朝罕见之材。

从字面上看,这对联似乎在吹捧汪精卫,但依循汉语中谐音双关的方法来解读,“盖世”者,“该死”也;“罕见”者,“汉奸”也!

1941年的除夕,汪精卫见过他的日本上司,驱车回到寓所。辞旧迎新之际,他一时兴起,想效仿明太祖朱元璋写对联,以示与民同乐。在妻子陈璧君的提醒下,汪精卫想出了两句仁义之词,当即提笔在红纸上写下:

立民族民权民生之宏愿,

开为党为国为公之大业。

汪精卫一撂笔,他手下的人均赞不绝口,有人忙将对联贴到大门口。那天夜里,汪精卫特意赏酒给家中仆人、警卫,一干人不知不觉都多喝了几杯,看门的警卫靠在门边打起了盹。这时,一个以卖字为生的前清老秀才从门口经过,见了大门上的对联,怒不可遏。老秀才把对联细看几遍,取出笔墨,在红纸上挥了几笔……

第二天一早,汪精卫还没起床,就听下人来报,说是大门口挤满了人,都在议论那副对联。汪精卫慢悠悠地下床来到阳台,见大门口果然人头攒动,便喜笑颜开,以为百姓是赞赏他的文采。不想,警卫一脸慌张上前报告……汪精卫一听大惊失色。原来,春联已被改动,其中的“民”字都多了个三点水,“为”字都加了个单人旁,经此一改变为:

立泯族泯权泯生之宏愿,

开伪党伪国伪公之大业。

汪精卫羞愧难当,急忙命人撕下对联。据说,从此以后,汪精卫再也不敢写春联了。

Introduce:Wang Jingwei is the quisling of publicity. March 1940, fighting the critical juncture of day, wang Jingwei betray one's country protects a body, bandit of day of go and seek refuge with sb, established government of Nanjing bogus countryman, hold administrative dean concurrently from chairman holding the post of era. From this, wang Jingwei became evil of big fellow of Chinese number one, people is right his detest. At this moment, one is called " clever cereal old person " the old man made a pair of couplet, "Congratulation " preside of Wang Jingwei flourish: Carboxyl the material with infrequent now of? of swell scabbard happy  . Look from literal, this couplet is flattering it seems that Wang Jingwei, but according to the homophonic in abide Chinese homonymous method is unscrambled, "Matchless " person, "Blamed " also; " infrequent " person, "Traitor " also! The New Year's Eve 1941, wang Jingwei has seen his Japanese boss, drive car returns abode. Demit is old during seeing the New Year in, he is promoted temporarily case, think Zhu Yuanzhang of Ming Taizu of follow the lead of to write couplet, in order to show with civilian with happy. In wife Chen Bijun remind below, wang Jingwei recalled two Ren Yizhi words, carry a pen to write down on red paper at once: Setting? of  of  of crotch of  of Pan of ⒚ Da Wu leaves to be common great cause for the country for the party. Bark essence defends pen of one put down, the average per capita of his at hand is profuse in praise, somebody is busy stick couplet gate mouth. That day at night, wang Jingwei admires wine to give the lackey in the home, guard designedly, one dry person drank a few cups more insensibly, the guard of guard the entrance relied on in door edge to hit doze. At this moment, with selling the word makes a living one before Qing Laoxiu just is passed from the doorway, saw the couplet on the gate, boil with anger. Old skilful writer couplet scrutiny a few, take out writing, in the brandish on red paper a few …… the following day early in the morning, wang Jingwei has not gotten up, listen to a servent to declare, saying is gate mouth swarmed a person, commenting that pair of couplet. Bed of underground of Wei Man leisurely comes to bark essence to the balcony, see gate opening as expected poll assemble is moved, light up with pleasure, think common people is admiring his literary grace. Do not think, guard Wang Jingwei of …… of the report before going up hastily listens to one face turn pale with fright. Original, spring festival scrolls already was altered, among them " civilian " the word is much at 3 o'clock water, "For " the word added a single person by, it is via this one change:   fars away setting? of  of  of  ㄣ  opens the great cause with common bogus of country of bogus party bogus. Wang Jingwei shame is become hard, hastily life person tears down couplet. Allegedly, evermore, wang Jingwei also dare not write spring festival scrolls again.