傲秀才气煞县令

来源:鬼怪吧 作者:顾建平 对联故事 2016-12-30
字体:

从前,有个秀才善知诗书,能出口成章,为人刚正,平生喜交结劳苦贫民。一般百姓请他写文办事,都有求必应,对达官贵人则拒之千里,很有几分傲骨。

这一年,县城新到一个县令,听说傲秀才看不起富户豪门,便骂道:“一个穷酸秀才竟敢放肆,待本官羞辱他一番。”

新县令遍请城中乡绅文士,并傲秀才一起叫来赴宴。酒过三巡,菜上六味,县令开言道:“本官虽初来乍到,却闻傲秀才才思敏捷,深为佩服。现试拟几句,向傲秀才请教下联。”

客人中有几个知底细的,便悄悄劝傲秀才赶紧谢罪,甘拜下风,以免遭不测之祸。谁知傲秀才竟毫无惧色,起身施礼道:“愿闻上联”。县令一面拿筷子比划,一面阴阳怪气地说:

北燕南飞,东西比翼有上下;

众人听罢,尽皆哗然。这上联不仅道出了“东、南、西、北、上、下”六个方位,而且暗示了他跟傲秀才的身份、文才有上下之分,何以对答?不料傲秀才略一沉吟,便响亮地吟出下联:

前车后辙,左右对轮无高低。

联语一出,大家齐声叫绝。这下联不仅同样对出了“前、后、左、右、高、低”六个方位,而且蕴含了傲秀才不甘服弱的倔劲。

县令碰了钉子,又咄咄逼人地说出第二联:

空竹着刀,外生枝节削皆短;

其间暗含杀机,席上鸦雀无声,傲秀才仍镇定自若,从容答道:

窍藕遭锄,内牵毫丝抽还长。

恼羞成怒的县官,挥手点指窗外,咬牙哼出第三联:

云镇高山,哪个尖峰敢出头?

傲秀才眼扫室内,见壁洞透进阳光,便针锋相对:

日穿漏壁,这条光棍却难拿!

Introduce:Once upon a time, a scholar be apt to knows poetic book, can have an outstanding eloquence, for person upright, happy event of all one's life makes a written guarantee careladen pauper. Ordinary common people asks him to write civil handle affairs, grant whatever is requested, to VIPs criterion of refus in, very part lofty and unyielding character. This year, the county makes newly to a county, hear be proud the scholar is looked down on rich a rich and powerful family, scold: "Have the impertinence to do sth of scholar of a poor and pedantic is licentious, wait for this government-owned humiliate he is one time. " new county makes ask article of the squire in the city person, be proud the scholar calls up to attend the banquet together. Wine crosses 3 make one's rounds, on dish 6 flavour, prefectural Ling Kaiyan: "Although this official arrives suddenly first, however Wen Aoxiu ability imaginative power is nimble, admire deeply. Try now draft a few, xiang Aoxiu just consults the second line of a couplet. " there are a few to know ins and outs in the guest, persuade to be proud the scholar hurries stealthily offer an apology, candidly admit defeat, lest meet with the disaster of accident. Who knows to be proud the scholar is without a look of fear unexpectedly, rise salute path: "Wish to hear the first line of a couplet on a scroll " . The county makes take chopstick comparing to delimit at the same time, say enigmaticly at the same time: North flies south swallow, the thing flies wing to wing have fluctuation; Everybody listens, use up all in an uproar. This the first line of a couplet on a scroll was spoken not only " east, south, on the west, north, on, below " 6 azimuth, and alluded him to follow the branch that is proud the scholar's identity, literary talent has fluctuation, why answer? Be proud beautiful ability and sagacity mutters to oneself unexpectedly, resonant song goes the second line of a couplet: Before the rhyme after the car, the left and right sides is right annulus without on any account. Couplet language one, in chorus calls authority absolutely. This the second line of a couplet is opposite likewise not only went out " before, hind, left, right, tall, low " 6 azimuth, and accumulate contained be proud the scholar is unwilling serve weak gruff interest. The county made touch nail, aggressive ground speaks the 2nd couplet: Diabolo is worn knife, be born outside vimineous cut all short; Meantime is implied kill machine, not even a crow or sparrow can be heard on banquet, be proud scholar still keep one's countenance, answer leisurely: Lotus root of a key to do sth meets with v hoe, pull inside silk smokes fine long hair to still grow. The prefectural officer of be ashamed into anger, wave the dot points to a window outside, gnash one's teeth hum piece triplex: The cloud presses down a high mountain, which aiguille dare come forward? Be proud scholar eye is swept indoor, hole seeing a wall receives sunlight fully, give tit for tat: Day wears leakage wall, this ruffian is taken hard however!