汉文帝母亲薄姬的传奇故事

来源:鬼怪吧 作者: 后宫故事 2017-03-06
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只恨男儿不丈夫

秦朝末年,忍气吞声的农民兄弟中,出了两个狠角色,陈胜和吴广。他们削木为枪,大吼一声:“王侯将相,宁有种乎!”树起了造反的大旗。顿时,天下有种之人,纷纷响应,魏咎魏豹兄弟俩也一哄而上。

后来,魏咎因作战勇猛,被陈胜封为魏王。再后来,陈胜吴广兵败身亡,魏咎引火自焚。魏豹跟随刘邦继续革命,被封为西魏王。

秦亡之后,刘邦和项羽争当皇帝,又干了起来。魏王魏豹不声不响,坐拥魏城,与娇妻美妾哼小曲喝小酒。魏豹有个小妾叫薄姬,看魏豹耽于享乐,忧心忡忡:生逢乱世,好男儿自当奋勇争高低,岂能躲在家里和妻妾说家长里短?

薄姬有个闺蜜叫许负,江湖传说,许负是手握一块有八卦图的玉出生的,还在襁褓里,已能断人前程,见了该死的人她就哇哇大哭,见了幸运的人她就嘻嘻欢笑。搞得人心惶惶,没人敢逗她玩,只怕她一不如意就哭起来。许负长大后,成了著名的八卦妹。连秦始皇都知道许负算命很准,要召她进宫算一卦。算卦这东西,纯属游戏,许负只给好玩的人算,秦始皇乃全中国最不好玩的人,许负懒得给他算,拒不奉诏,收拾好罗盘什么的,云游四海去了。这一天,许负来到魏地,刚摆出卦摊,想赚几个脂粉钱,就被薄姬看见,邀进魏王府。

薄姬一直在想办法,如何让魏豹多一些男人气概,如何让魏豹多爱自己一点。见了闺蜜许负的八卦招子,薄姬计上心来。

魏豹打猎回来,路过薄姬的卧室,听见薄姬正和一个陌生女人悄悄说话,心中好奇,就凑到门前要听个究竟。

只见屋里的陌生女人说:“恭喜姐姐,你天生大富大贵之相,命该做天子之母,母仪天下啊!”

魏豹差点儿要笑出声来,我老婆要生天子,我不就是天子他爹吗?魏豹推门而入,扫一眼许负,只把她当作寻常江湖骗子,阴着脸说:“没事少扯淡。骗吃骗喝没关系,胡言乱语是要惹麻烦的。”

薄姬说:“大王,这就是人称‘神算子’的许负,始皇帝想听她胡言乱语,还没那福气呢。”

魏豹一听是大名鼎鼎的许负,顿时手足无措,若是许负,那就不是胡言乱语啦!魏豹喜出望外,叫人捧出一百两黄金来,交给许负,说:“天机不可泄露,你懂的。”

生天子之说,是薄姬和许负谋划来刺激魏豹的,许负自然不好意思要金子,她把金子转交给薄姬说:“就当是我送给小天子的见面礼吧。”

魏豹开始重新做人了。首先,他不再和其他妻妾亲近,只往薄姬房里跑,既然薄姬注定要成为天子他妈,他必须保证及时播下“龙种”;另外,魏豹开始关注天下大势,他必须为儿子铺垫好通向皇帝宝座的道路。深入想一想,儿子要做皇帝,老子我,不也是皇帝么?魏豹揽镜自照,越照越觉得自己乃皇帝之相。

其时,刘邦和项羽正为谁做皇帝斗得难解难分,魏豹决定为他们加一把火。审时度势,魏豹觉得,无论是人格魅力,还是军事实力,项羽都占上风。本属刘邦阵营的魏豹,反水加入项羽的团队。魏豹的如意算盘是,先帮项羽灭了刘邦,再伺机灭了项羽,把一统江山收归囊中。

梦碎之后心不死

众所周知,魏豹的如意算盘打错了。

魏豹生命的最后几年,过得很是窝囊。先是刘邦受不了他和项羽的联盟,一举荡平魏地,魏豹投降,屈辱地回归刘邦阵营。两年后,刘邦遭项羽围困之时,刘邦部将怕“反国之臣”魏豹再次反水,斩杀魏豹。

为了许负描绘的大好前程,魏豹不遗余力,忍辱负重,可是,直到被斩首,他连“龙种”都没能播下,只给后人留下一段笑柄。身首分离之际,魏豹仰天大叫:“千万不要相信八卦妹!”

魏豹死后,薄姬和一干女眷被掳进汉王宫织室劳动改造。

在汉王宫纺纱织布的日子里,薄姬常常想起自己和许负玩算卦游戏,引得魏豹为皇帝梦而奋斗的事儿,把悔恨一丝一缕地纺在棉纱里,织在布匹里。男人,不一定要顶天立地,女人,不一定要无限风光。原来,“执子之手,与子偕老”才是男女幸福的最高境界。如果可以从头再来,她宁愿魏豹只是一个猎野兔的简单男人,每天打一只两只兔子就可以了,打不到也无所谓。

历尽沧桑,薄姬心如止水,沉浸于纺纱织布之中,不久,她又自学成了汉王宫最优秀的裁缝。夫贵妻荣的梦破碎之后,能把一匹布裁剪成华美衣服,也是一种享受。

公元前202年,刘邦大败项羽于垓下,项羽愧见江东父老,自刎于乌江,楚汉争霸以刘邦完胜而告终。汉王刘邦要登基做皇帝了。做皇帝先得有幾身新衣服,做龙袍的光荣使命落到了头牌裁缝薄姬头上。

做龙袍先要量尽寸,薄姬准时来到刘邦的寝宫,以新闻联播腔公事公办地道一声:“奴婢给大王请安。”

刘邦阅尽各种美女,或风骚毕露,或战战兢兢,或喜气洋洋,或诚惶诚恐,不一而足,就是没见过像薄姬这种不慌不忙不冷不热的。刘邦不由得正眼打量薄姬,她不是艳光四射的美人,眼睛却因为没有欲念而分外洁净,像夏日里的一汪碧水,让人顿生清凉。

那天中午,刘邦睡了一个无忧无虑的午觉,心情大好,看姿色平平的薄姬也很顺眼,就忍不住挑逗说:“寡人碰到的女人,只有两种,爱寡人的和怕寡人的。你属于哪一种?”

薄姬依然以新闻联播腔说:“大王身边美女如云,轮不到我来爱;大王爱民如子,我用不着害怕。我是第三种女人,敬重大王的女人,敬重大王是天下第一帅哥!”薄姬刻意低调,在织室一年多,都没有一气说过这么长的话,见了刘邦,虽然表面上不卑不亢,女人的本能,却让她不知不觉说出这一番肉麻话来。她太清楚了,作为女人,她的光辉岁月已经和魏豹一起埋葬,她必须抓住眼前这稍纵即逝的机会。

刘邦威加海内,天天被人溜须拍马,无非是盖世英雄之类的屁话,薄姬以新闻联播腔说出的“天下第一帅哥”,却格外动听。天下第一帅哥兴奋起来,“呵呵”一笑,一把搂过薄姬,说:“想不想看看天下第一帅哥的真功夫?”

内侍一见,赶紧退下,掩上门。

笑到最后也别狂

刘邦一时兴起,青天白日宠幸了薄姬。

薄姬从织室进入后宫,却并没有从此开始幸福生活。那天中午片刻的恩爱之后,薄姬就再也没有见过刘邦,汉王宫百花争艳,已过花季的薄姬已不敢奢望阳光雨露。她名列嫔妃,却像个宫女一般低眉顺眼,逢人三分笑。

刘邦登基称帝,日理万机。有一天,太监报告:“恭喜陛下,薄姬娘娘为陛下诞下一位皇子。”

“哪个薄姬?”刘邦已想不起薄姬是谁了。

太监解释半天,刘邦才想起薄姬就是那个称他是天下第一帅哥的裁缝。天下初定,危机四伏,刘邦忙得焦头烂额,甚至没有心思去看一眼自己的第四个儿子长得像谁,只给他取了个名字—刘恒,就带兵打仗去了。

生了个皇子,薄姬身价上了一个档次,可以住大一些的房子了。皇后吕雉张罗着要给薄姬搬家,薄姬推辞说:“多谢姐姐,我就不搬了吧,这房子够我娘俩住了。再说,我也舍不得院子里种的这些菜。”

吕后看一看院子里的萝卜白菜,说:“妹妹你倒好兴致。”

薄姬说:“我没什么出息,只爱种菜,看院子里那些花呀朵呀不中用,就拔了来种菜。姐姐要不要拔几个萝卜去尝尝?甜着呢。”

吕后谢绝了薄姬的萝卜,放下心来,爱种菜的薄姬是个粗枝大叶之人,不必放在心上。

于是,薄姬继续住在老院子里种菜,每有时令菜蔬出来,就给众嫔妃分送。种菜之余,薄姬又重拾旧技,纺纱织布缝衣服,了无情趣地忙碌着。

刘恒八岁那年,汉高祖刘邦驾崩。

吕后得势,先杀刘邦宠爱的妖精,再杀刘邦看重的皇子,凡是妨碍她兴风作浪的人,统统杀掉。但吕后没杀代王刘恒,因为刘邦不喜欢木讷敦厚的四皇子;她也没杀薄姬,因为她只是个种菜的农妇做衣的裁缝,刘邦懒得多看她一眼,放过她还显得自己仁慈。吕后打发刘恒前往封地,并恩准薄姬出宫跟随儿子去做王太后。

当大汉皇宫掀起一波又一波惨烈的血雨腥风之时,薄姬在遥远的代王府教育儿子刘恒怎样安身立命,怎样做一个好皇帝。

十五年后,吕后寿终正寝。刘邦的老臣们早就在等着这一天了,他们齐心发力,推翻了吕氏政权。此时,刘邦的八个儿子,给吕后杀得只剩下两个,一个是四皇子代王刘恒,一个是八皇子淮南王刘长。刘长自幼丧母,是吕后从小带大的,深得吕后真传,众老臣自然心有忌讳,于是,代王刘恒被迎奉回京,唾手而得皇帝宝座,成为汉文帝——汉朝最好的皇帝。

皇太后薄姬依然低调,成了汉朝最慈祥的母亲。看着儿子把国家治理得欣欣向荣,薄姬偶尔会想起很多年以前,她和闺蜜许负设计的自己必生天子的预言,会心一笑。

许负还在,她没去找薄姬,普天之下都在传说,许负当年如何准確预测薄姬日后必生天子的传奇,她怕自己见了薄姬不好意思。许负宁愿自己被误会为史上最牛的八卦妹,那感觉,挺爽的。

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