窝囊的男人,真正的战神

来源:鬼怪吧 作者:尉滕 将相故事 2017-06-28
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做男人,最忌讳的一件事,就是被人说窝囊。但是中国古代几位男人,一辈子磕磕碰碰,经常窝囊的表现,被讽刺不是男人的次数,拿箩筐装都装不过来,常年供围观群众喜闻乐见。

就是这几位窝囊男人,只要踏上战场,披甲执锐站在前方,对面多凶残的敌人,都吓得打哆嗦甚至掉头跑——这都是华夏民族历史上,多次浴血卫国的铁骨英雄。他们的故事里,除了各种壮怀激烈,更有一个简单道理:做男人,怎样才叫不窝囊?

1. 第一个窝囊男人,就是唐朝名将,西平郡王李晟。

在山河破碎的南宋年间,大唐名将李晟这个名字,叫许多痛心国难的南宋爱国诗人们,念叨起来就眼热,不信就听陆游的热烈呼唤:“犹当出作李西平,手枭逆贼清旧京。”

但在南宋被热烈盼望的李晟,放在他生活的唐代,却有个更出名形象:窝囊。

窝囊这脾气,放在唐朝军将里,不算稀罕事,按照盛唐年间吊打吐蕃的名将娄师德的话说,想要长保富贵,就得有被人吐一脸唾沫也不擦的窝囊精神。成语“唾面白干”,就是由此而来。大唐权力圈常年很乱,高层动辄血雨腥风,窝囊如此,可以理解。

但李晟的窝囊,却是其中独特一类,窝囊到十分高调。莫说是谦和待人,就连被人欺负了,都窝囊出大新闻来。比如宰相张延赏整天欺负他,他非但不反抗,反而没黑没白哭,哭的出门眼红通通,见人就嚷受不了了,要出家当和尚。可对把他欺负惨的宰相张延赏呢?连句重话都不敢说,还求着要和人家结亲家,对方还不搭理。就这么窝囊到热脸贴冷屁股。

甚至上了战场,李晟依然保持窝囊这种风格,著名的泾原兵变,唐德宗都被打出长安,就剩李晟一支孤军,对着叛军李怀光部,如此正显英雄本色的时刻,李晟却颠颠给李怀光送钱,外带一顿拍马屁:“我这点兵马哪够您塞牙缝的,您加把劲继续打,别打我就行!”

堂堂西平郡王,后世景仰的战将,真个这么窝囊?

窝囊只是一种假象!

盛唐天宝年间,十八岁的李晟,还是唐军里一个基层小官,有次恶战吐蕃,吐蕃人据险死守,唐军主帅急得跺脚,李晟默默上前,找好潜伏位置弯弓搭箭,一下射杀吐蕃主帅。

射箭狙杀,除了下手要狠,还得找好潜伏位置,把对手诱到绝佳位置。李晟靠什么?就靠这窝囊!

再说后来欺负李晟的宰相张延赏,别看李晟没反抗,消息传开,张延赏就成了众矢之的,被群臣一顿围攻,狼狈丢官而去。

但这还算轻的,换到叛贼李希烈身上,因为李晟的窝囊,李希烈对其不以为然,错过了消灭李晟的最佳时机,结果被李晟翻过手来,就是一顿快速打击,李希烈仓皇卷铺盖跑路。一场叛乱,就这样被李晟以电光火石风格,快速救了回来。

其实看他一辈子的仗,都是这样的电光火石:先高调窝囊,窝囊得对手迷迷糊糊上套,然后抓住宝贵机会,用尽全力一击,一下就将对手击垮。平定叛乱如此,和少数民族作战也如此,典型的大渡河之战,先是高调慢腾腾行军一傲慢的吐蕃以为来了窝囊废,李晟却突然一个加速度,一下把十万吐蕃军打崩溃,换得“勇过霍将军(霍去病)”的赫赫威名。

窝囊?就是这位大唐战将,一生低调华丽的战术风格里,必杀的技术!

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第二个窝囊男人,就是北宋将军刘昌祚。

在名将荟萃的北宋年间,刘昌祚的名号。曾响亮的连宋神宗都早早知道。就凭一个独家本事——武勇!

刘昌祚出身军事世家,父亲是当年为国捐躯的烈士刘贺,这般家风传承,也叫刘昌祚练出了好武艺,在宋神宗亲自主持的武将考试里,刘昌祚骑射兵器全是第一,上了战场更证明,绝对不是花架子,刘昌祚曾经中了西夏军优势兵力埋伏,却一顿狠打,不但反败为胜,还亲手打死了西夏主帅。甚至以很多南宋人的话说:岳飞横空出世前,刘昌祚就是宋朝武将武力最强者!

可就是这位武力强人,常年在北宋军界的日子,就可以用一个成语形容:窝囊透顶!

大宋军事毛病,后人常说重文轻武,其实放在刘昌祚生活的年代里,武将论资排辈才是真要命,打得再好也不如生的好,自己累死累活,上面一群名门子弟瞎指挥,遇事更随手甩锅。

对这类事,刘昌祚心态极好,他父亲阵亡在宋夏战争,自己一辈子最大愿望,就是痛击西夏,所以多年来送死的仗拼命去,黑锅默默背,成了有名的战将兼窝囊废。

好在老实人不吃亏,到了宋神宗时,刘昌祚也总算升到了泾源路副都指挥,参加了著名的宋神宗五路伐夏战役。

这位战场强人,进了西夏境内就撒了欢,一路势如破竹,连西夏国相率领的军队都被他打的全军覆没,眼看就要一举端了西夏国都灵州,这时,主帅高遵裕急不可耐地跳了出来。

这位高遵裕,来头可不一般,大宋开国名将高琼的亲孙子,品德更是孙子,一看刘昌祚要立大功,立刻眼睛通红,哪能便宜这窝囊废?赶紧下令叫刘昌祚停止攻城,然后又百般找茬刁难,竟把战场上横扫的刘昌祚,气得在军营里一病不起。

战机也稍纵即逝,西夏军队组织灵州战役,在名将仁多零丁率领下,一顿反扑,宋军险些就全军覆没。

北宋这次眼看要打通丝绸之路的西征,就被主帅高遵裕活活败没。事后,主帅高遵裕把罪责全扣刘昌祚脑袋上,可怜刘昌祚刚从病床爬起来,就给贬了官。

如此冤枉,好些刘昌祚的部下都不平,但刘昌祚,却是窝囊依旧,默默就去延州上任了。之后的三年时间里,这个昔日大宋强人,似乎就销声匿迹。

但是几年之后,宋夏安远镇血战,已是泾源总管的刘昌祚再度出击。默默窝囊的几年里,他再度练出了强悍的队伍,灌输一往无前的意志,一场硬碰硬大战,阵斩西夏大将仁多零丁,这个灵州战役打败宋军的西夏名将,多次侵扰大宋边境的死仇,就这样栽在刘昌祚手里。

哪里跌倒,哪里爬起,就是一个“窝囊”的男人,以他简单的信念,痛苦的隐忍,做出的最好回答!

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第三个窝囊男人,就是明朝万历年间的军事强人郑洛。

郑洛的祖父郑隆,父亲郑显,外带他自己,三代都做过大明朝的兵部尚书,堪称国防世家!

官三代郑洛并不是靠拼爷爷、拼爹起家的,他出生的时候,父亲已经亡故,家族辉煌也已凋败,真个是靠自己勤奋努力,一步步走进仕途。而且不但自强,性格也叫强。做推官的时候,就敢严打豪强,做御史的时候,正是奸臣严嵩专权的年代,敢直言不讳。后来转攻军务;在边境做过封疆大吏,多次死磕鞑靼兵,是长期出名的强人。

万历十八年,一件大事发生时,他就真窝囊了:河洮之变。

明朝册封的鞑靼“顺义王”扯立克,悍然发动叛乱,在河洮地区突袭明军,杀死明军副总兵李联芳,整个青海甘肃地区,顿时动乱大起,大明朝堂也炸了锅,群臣们喊打声不停,但多年出名的强人郑洛,却站出来唱了反调:“不能打!”

为什么不能?

第一,这绝不是小仗,扯立克身为顺义王,在鞑靼树大根深,一旦开战,就会牵扯大批蒙古部落。

第二,扯立克的野心,绝不只是抢东西,而是图谋河西五郡,一旦叫他得逞,大明西边就是大患。所以着急火火开打,正是撞进他的套路。

这道理,长期经略边疆的郑洛知道,可他说出来,那就毁了形象,立刻被群臣当靶子围攻,言官们的奏折扑天砸来,主题就一个:骂他窝囊!

但万历皇帝这次总算明白,所以顶着扑天骂声,郑洛临危受命为西北经略,整个大明西部边陲一肩挑。

郑洛到任后就继续窝囊,明明鞑靼军还在烧杀抢掠,他却大把撒钱送礼,拉拢各个鞑靼部落,这下朝里的言官们更炸了,骂声一天天响,连郑洛养寇自重之类的话都说出来,十分压力山大!

可就是以这窝囊办法,效果却立竿见影,被扯立克聚集起来的鞑靼各部,叫郑洛一顿窝囊表现,拆成一团散沙。

拆过了就容易打了,郑洛接着果断出击,痛打各路作乱部落,一气连连得胜,把野心勃勃的扯立克彻底打服,灰溜溜向明朝低头。

一场大乱,就此平息!

可郑洛这口“窝囊锅”,却是到底没摘掉,平定了青海回京,没想到京城里的言官,还是骂声一片,气得郑洛辞了官,从此回家欢度晚年。一个缺乏理性判断的王朝,容不下郑洛这样的窝囊男,待到下次大乱起来,就已无人可为国分忧。

Introduce:Become a man, most a thing that abstain from, it is feel vexed be sayinged. But Chinese ancient time a few men, stumble all one's life, often the expression of feel vexed, by the frequency that is not a man spicily, take outfit of a large bamboo or wicker basket to be not installed, watch masses love to see and hear for surrounding all the year round. It is these a few feel vexed men, want to set foot on battlefield only, wrap around forwardly of Jia Zhirui station, the much more fierce and cruel enemy opposite side, frighten so that hit shiver to turn around even run —— this is history of nation of an ancient name for China on, for many times the iron bone hero that bathed in blood defends a country. In their story, besides all sorts of strong the bosom is intense, have a simple reason more: Become a man, how to just cry not feel vexed? 1. Man of the first feel vexed, it is Tang Chao's famous general, county Wang Licheng is made the same score on the west. In the Southern Song Dynasty with broken the land of country year, big Tang Ming Li Cheng this name, call the Southern Song Dynasty of a lot of distressed national calamity patriotic poets, talk about again and again rises with respect to be jealous, do not believe call ardently with respect to what listen to Liu You: "Still should give Li Xiping, hand ambitious goes against extremely quiet old capital. " but the Li Cheng that is looked forward to ardently in the Southern Song Dynasty, put in the Tang Dynasty that he lives, have a more well-known figure however: Feel vexed. Feel vexed this disposition, put in Tang Chaojun will in, do not calculate rare thing, say according to the word of the famous general Lou Shide that fills the condole between Tang Nian to hit Tibetan regime in ancient China, want to grow keep wealth and rank, have to have by the feel vexed drive that the person says one face saliva to also be not brushed. Phrasal " saliva face works in vain " , namely from this and come. Force encircles big Tang Quan all the year round very random, high level at every turn a foul wind and a rain of blood, feel vexed is such, understandable. Dan Licheng's feel vexed, it is however among them distinctive a kind, feel vexed arrives very high-key. Not saying is modest is mixed need a person, was bullied repeatedly, feel vexed gives big news to come. For instance Zhang Yan of prime minister in feudal China is admired bully him all the day, he not only do not revolt, do not have instead black did not cry in vain, cry go out jealous all, see the person shouts was overcome, want to give family belongs bonze. Can does Zhang Yan admire miserable to bullying him prime minister in feudal China? Connect a heavy sentence to dare not say, still begging want and family marry home, the other side still is not responded. so feel vexed sticks cold buttock to hot face. Went up even battlefield, li Cheng still holds good for nothing this kind of style, yuan Bing of famous short for the Jinghe River changes, tang Dezong is hit a Chang'an, with respect to remnant plum Cheng an an isolated force, conceive smooth ministry to rebel army plum, showing the hour of heroic instinctive quality so, li Cheng however summit summit sends money to Li Huaiguang, besides an applepolish: "I this bit of military forces which are enough of slit between the teeth of your a place of strategic importance, you add an interest to continue to hit, do not hit me to go! " king of formidable Xiping county, the battle of later ages respect and admire will, really so feel vexed? Feel vexed is a kind of false appearance only! Between Cheng Tang Tian Baonian, li Cheng of 18 years old, still be young officer of a basic level in Tang Jun, have Tibetan regime in ancient China of second fierce fight, person of Tibetan regime in ancient China occupies danger defend to the death, tang Jun advocate handsome get stamp urgently,