北周山寨“鸿门宴”

来源:鬼怪吧 作者:宇文若尘 历史故事 2017-05-23
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北周宣帝在位不满两年即驾崩,其岳丈杨坚以丞相和外戚的身份攫取内外大权,控制局面,隐隐然有篡位之局。

在此情况下,不甘心任人宰割的五王(宇文泰的五个兄弟)决定铤而走险,邀请杨坚赴宴,准备伺机将其刺杀,夺回属于宇文家的江山。

这是一场摆明了的鸿门宴!

饭局选在五王中最年长的赵王宇文招府上举行。按照鸿门宴的一般流程,请客吃饭的一方应该事先安排一个剑术高超的“项庄”,待到大家酒酣耳热之际,出来舞剑助兴,借机将目标“沛公”刺死在席间,随之一声令下,后堂埋伏的五百刀斧手蜂拥而出,乱砍乱杀,将“沛公”左右全部诛杀。

可惜以宇文招为首的五王显然不具备父兄的好手段,“项庄”人选居然没有事先安排,情急之下,宇文招决定亲自担任这个角色。

几番觥筹交错之后,宇文招端着个瓜盘殷勤地请杨坚吃瓜。其间,切瓜的小刀就在杨坚喉咙间晃来晃去,但宇文招摆弄了几次,就是没有胆气刺下去……

眼见事情不对劲儿,杨坚的“樊哙”元胄挺身而出,提刀上前对杨坚大声道:“相府有事,不可久留。”

赵王一看,大为不悦,呵斥道:“我跟丞相谈事,什么时候轮到你说话?还不退下!”元胄不仅没有退下,反倒怒目圆睁地盯着赵王。赵王与他四目相对,气势立衰,犹豫了一下,第一次发出暗号的时机就此错过。

眼见“樊哙”突然闯入坏事,赵王知道再也不能迟疑了,于是假装醉酒呕吐,想趁机离开座位到后堂去跟埋伏的刀斧手下令,让他们动手,但元胄伸出一只手将“烂醉如泥”的赵王扶回座上坐好,然后亮亮腰间的佩刀将其紧紧“护卫”住。

醉得“几乎不省人事”的赵王又发酒疯说喉咙干渴,要元胄到厨房取些水来给他喝,但元胄像耳聋一般动都不动。

事情的转机随之出现,五王中的滕王最后赶到,按照礼数,杨坚要起身下阶去迎接。元胄趁机走到杨坚身边小声警告:“事势大异,还是赶紧回去吧。”杨坚不以为然道:“他们手中又没有兵马,能有什么作为?”元胄大为焦急:“兵马本来就是宇文家的,如果我们被他们先下手干掉了,那就什么都完了!”

杨坚居然还不醒悟,迎接了滕王之后又回到座位上坐好,继续拼酒。一直警觉着的元胄又隐隐听到内庭有磨刀穿甲的声音,知道再也不能耽搁了,于是立刻上前大声对杨坚道:“丞相府上事务繁忙,怎能在此消磨太久?”然后不由分说架起杨坚就往外跑。

宇文招急了,他本可发出暗号让卫士尽出,追上杨坚乱刀将其剁成肉酱,但是他居然亲自跑去追,追到房门口的时候又被执刀的元胄挡住,他焦急万分却又无可奈何,只能眼睁睁地看着杨坚溜到大门口。

刺杀失败的北周五王,隔天就被手握大权的杨坚以各种稀奇古怪的罪名逮捕,随之被悉数杀掉,不久“北周”这个国号就不复存在了。

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