月神暗访云栈洞

来源:鬼怪吧 作者:徐老榆木 神话故事 2017-08-24
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俗话说,地上走十年,天上方一日。

月神嫦娥不用着急,这次下凡,老君许了她人间七天的“长假”。在善陀小住了五日,换算成天上的时间,也只不过一袋烟的功夫。几天来,嫦娥好开心,饱览了善陀美景后,又顺路拜访了西天佛祖和观音菩萨俩巨佛,看望了二天神、四天将和一对既可怜又可爱的金童玉女小情人。直到日落西山,才依依不舍地回到了行宫。

善陀月牙洞,夜深深,星灿烂。

嫦娥侧卧在床,手托香腮,透过浅红色的纱缦,望着洞外出神。天上繁星点点,一齐向她眨眼,她的月球跟着太阳慢慢地在转,眼看再有三天,月就上弦了,为了在十五日夜晚准时送给人间一轮明亮的圆月,她必需在两日内赶回寒宫执守,绝不能在月圆时出一点差错。她知道,偷着下凡,已构成违反天条罪,如果月该圆时不圆,该亮时不亮,二罪并罚,那玉帝绝对不会轻易放过她,至于怎么罚,还是个未知数。就算有老君罩着,也不大保险,这老头近年来有些学坏了,颇有点老玩童的味道,尤其喜欢逗仙女玩,万一玩的出格了,那还了得?她决定,过了今晚,先回天宫去见王母一面,试试玉帝那边有何反应?

倏忽,她想到了天蓬元帅。

记得刚来善陀时,守山天将对她说过一句话:“蟠桃会上酒醉后戏弄你的那位天蓬元帅,就住在离此不远的四方山。”

“这个天蓬啊,真也难为他了,本来元帅做得好好的,统领着十万天兵天将,多风光,就因一念之错。唉--。”

遥想当年,天蓬文武双全,风流倜傥,一表人才,他治军有方,作战勇敢,功勋卓著,很是有一番前程的,怎耐他凡心未净,那点色色成了他致命的毛病。不管怎么说,他的被贬,投胎变成一头难看的老公猪,多少与我嫦娥有点关联。眼看在凡间的时日不多了,明天,无论如何也得先去探望一下老猪。不,好歹人家跟上唐僧西天取经修成正果,现在已成一佛了,不能再叫老猪,要叫“净坛使者”,简称使者吧。虽然咱恭为仙人,但毕竟为女儿之身,就是见老猪,也得想个不显山不显水的方式,不能以真面目示之,以免这老猪勾起旧念,纠缠起来,那就麻烦了。

那么,以什么方式去见他好呢?仙子聪明,不足一柱香时间,胸中便有了成熟的行动方案。

翌日,天色将明,天边一片火红,像有人放了一把天火。

那蔟蔟红云红的如同染血,嫦娥晓得,在这一片血云里,孕育着一个火辣辣的太阳。日之将出,就像孕妇产子前要流大滩血一个道理,所以天边才红那样的出奇。朝霞里,随着“得、得、得”的铁蹄儿脆响,一头小毛驴出现在守山天神的视野里。小毛驴背上端坐一个白发苍苍的老妇人,鸡皮鹤发,满脸皱纹,牙齿最多也就剩下三两颗,干瘪的双唇向里凹陷,口一张,一滩口水从嘴角两边流下来。

老妪抖抖索索地从前襟里摸出一条小手绢,擦了擦嘴角的口水,并拢五根干瘦的手指成一小拳头,轻轻一打小毛驴的屁股,说声:“呔,伙计,上路了。”

“得,得,得。”小毛驴迈着小四方步,一摇三晃地走出山谷。

约莫一个时辰后,小毛驴绕过九道弯,十道拐,十分艰难地爬上一道又窄又陡的山坡,就见前面出现一个小山村,那村口的真武阁上分明写着“高老庄”三个字。看着荒无人烟,几乎没人居住的破败山村,老妪忍不住长叹了一声:“冤家,都是你色色惹的祸。你简直无可救药,被贬下界来,变成一头大蠢猪,最终还是没有磨去你那好色的毛病。唉!”

正行间,突然,一头体态庞大的公野猪鬃毛直立,嘴巴大张,獠牙外霍,瞪着一双三角眼,眼里似乎还闪着泪花,望了望小毛驴背上的老妪,“呵呵”地叫了两声,尾巴一竖,噌地从小毛驴面前穿过,一头撞进一座废弃了的豪宅内。老妪穷目一望,就见破败豪宅那座行将坍塌的门楼上,大书着“高府”三字。老妪点了点头说:“真乃性情中人那。”

嫦娥知道,这里就是传说中的高老庄。据说,此前高老庄人气很旺,足足有一百五十多户人家。高员外是高老庄上的一个首富,膝下无子,只有一个宝贝闺女。自从猪八戒来到高老庄上抢娶高小姐之后,整个高老庄便人心慌慌,胆小的人马上就搬走了。本来高员外在高老庄有很大的一处房地产,是不愿意搬走的,可这个猪八戒离走时说了一句:“老丈人,你们等着,等俺保护师傅取经回来后,再和令嫒成亲不迟。”一听此话,高员外老夫妇俩差点吓破了胆,等唐僧他们师徒离开之后,急忙变卖了房产田地远走他乡。高员外一走,凡有女儿的人家,生怕老猪回来后把自家的女儿抢了去,也纷纷搬出了高老庄。再后来,高老庄大部分的人都搬走了,昔日热热闹闹、人气兴盛的高老庄,被猪八戒一顿折腾,全村只留下几户孤寡老人,一块风水宝地就这样毫无生气了。

过了高老庄,有座小石桥,小毛驴走在光滑的青石桥面上,四只小驴蹄不断打滑。老妪轻轻拍拍小毛驴的颈部,压低嗓音说:“老兄,辛苦你了,坚持一下,就快到云栈洞府了。”

小毛驴突然发出人话:“你呀,为啥要扮成这等模样?咱架起云头,一下子飞到云栈洞岂不省事?这到好,我铁老三变成一头小毛驴不用说,还得装出走不动样子,太别扭了。”

老妪嘻嘻笑着说:“那样太惊世骇俗了,再说,咱也是为了安全着想啊。就到了,别再吱声。”

“呱唔,吱唔。”小毛驴打了个响鼻,小尾巴一摇,“得、得、得”四条小腿吃力地摇晃着,向云栈洞走去。到了山脚,老妪对小毛驴说:“老兄,我进去一下,路边有的是嫩嫩的青草,别客气,饿了,你就随便吃几口吧。”

“行。哈哈哈,行,咱还没尝过青草的味道。”小毛驴用嘴啃了一撮送进嘴里,嚼了嚼说:“好,味道不错。”

半山腰石壁上有一个山洞,那就是猪八戒的“云栈洞”,现在成了“净坛使者”的洞府。从山脚到猪八戒的云栈洞,曲里拐弯地要上几百级的台阶。老妪佝偻着腰,看似慢,实则快,没多久,人便到了洞口。

“里面有人吗?”

老妪连叫了三声不见有人应声。洞门敞开着,一缕缕清香从洞里弥漫出来,老妪迈着小步,款款向洞里走去,越住深处,里边越宽敞,穿过长长的踊道,一间十分宽大的石厅呈现在嫦娥的面前。就见这石大厅宽有八九丈,长有数十丈,高约十丈有余。

进得洞府,老妪第一眼看到的是一块很象一头猪样子的钟乳石,想必是老猪给自己雕刻的一座雕像。往里走了有数十步,就见一个很象大母猪的大溶石侧卧在大厅的中央,母猪肚子上两排猪奶形象逼真,还丝丝地不断向外冒着乳汁。在石大厅的顶部,吊着一口黑红的棺材。

老妪觉得奇怪,天蓬为何将一口棺材吊在洞顶?

老妪终于明白了,因为她看到在石大厅的左侧,摆放着一张巨大的八仙桌,两把太师椅。在八仙桌子上,墨台、毛笔、宣纸、书籍,一应俱全。一缧散笺编码整齐,有序地摆在八仙桌的右上角。老妪款步上前,拿起那一缧散笺,仔细阅读起来,读着,读着,老妪的两眼热泪盈眶。原来,这是天蓬的一则手记,内中记录了他与高小姐之间那段刻骨铭心的记忆:

我,昔日的天蓬元帅,今日的净坛使者。

西天归来,使者念妻心切,遂纵起云头,飘落高老庄,待落下云头,彻骨透凉,此处何有,昔日辉煌?到处是残垣断壁,一户皆无,更不见高小姐踪影。不见娇妻,我心着急,情急之下,轮钉钯狂砸山石,山神被惊,慌忙走出,拜伏于地,身心俱颤,半晌无语。我一把纠其胸襟,将之拉起,山神大恐,颤抖而言:小神实不知净坛使者驾到,有失远迎,还请使者恕罪。使者曰:山神莫惊,非老猪有意若此,只是不知,高老庄所有人众,皆往何处?高小姐,我那娇妻,又在何方?还请山神,指个明路。山神答曰:使者有所不知,自你西天随僧取经,高老庄一众人等,皆慌忙迁徙,你妻高小姐,亦随父母,俱移白马驿,下桂花村是也。使者听后,二话没说,驾起云头,直奔其地,然大失所望,我妻高小姐,逝去已有半年。使者痛哭,掘坟墓以取高小姐灵柩,吊与本洞府,一日三叩首,早晚一柱香,每日贮望,泪涅衣襟。使者念旧,每逢初一十五,必到高府祭奠,守宅半日,以示孝顺。但愿我妻,天上有知,恕我之罪,体谅我心,果若能此,吾心尉矣。呜呼,哀哉!

老妪看完天蓬这篇类似悼词的文章,不觉泪水涟涟,模糊了视线。她这才知道,天蓬元帅并非色色,当初的酒醉戏弄,也是出于一片痴情,是我嫦娥误会了他。眼下他和高小姐情深似海,读其悼文,感人至深。罢了,我何不上天一次,向老君求情,如能将高小姐魂魄从阎罗王老儿那里要过来,将之返魂,岂不成全了天下一桩美事?天蓬,我们还是不见为好,这就去吧。

嫦娥用手在面部一抹,老妪形象消失,还原了她美丽的面孔。嫦娥随手将天蓬的一缧散笺收起揣入怀内,飘出洞外,向小毛驴一指,小毛驴立即变回他雄纠纠气昂昂的模样。

原来,这老妪是嫦娥变化的,目的是不想让猪八戒认出她的本来面目。小毛驴则是四天将中的老三铁金刚。铁金刚见嫦娥出得洞府,便问道:“天蓬可在?”

嫦娥说:“没有。”

“那,你不见了?”天将铁老三有些不解。

嫦娥朝他微微一笑说:“见过了。”

“什么?在哪里?”

“高老庄。”

铁老三大悟:“知道了,从我面前一头撞进高府的那头硕大无比的公野猪。”

嫦娥点点头说:“对。咱们走。”

说完,脚踏五色彩云,飘然而去。

“仙子,等等我。”

天将铁老三也化为一缕清风,冲上太空。

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