黑段子之寝室长

来源:鬼怪吧 作者:蓝烛 校园鬼故事 2017-11-25
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我是一个夜猫子,喜欢通宵打游戏宿舍的其他人也大都如此——除了我们的寝室长。

说起我们这位寝室长,那可真算得上一位模范标兵,不但对自己严格要求,更要求我们按时作息。每天他都按照学校的要求准时熄灯,督促我们关掉手机、电脑,上床睡觉,同时将门反锁,防止有人半夜偷偷跑出去玩儿。而早晨他会在天刚刚亮时叫我们起床,督促我们早读学习。

一开始,这种作息让我们这些夜猫子叫苦不迭,便对他颇有微词。但无奈有理的是他,我们拿他没办法。后来,我们也逐渐习惯了这种作息,同时也感觉到了早睡早起的好处,也就不再背后对他骂骂咧咧的了。

可在今天,他丧命于一场惨烈的交通事故中。据说现场惨不忍睹,他的尸体血肉模糊,连头的上半部分都被车轧扁了。

 

这天晚上,尽管寝室长不在了,但我们还是按时熄了灯。毕竟大家也养成了习惯,再者身边发生了这种事,谁也没什么心思玩了。可是这天晚上,当我的下铺因为内急去开门时,却发现门打不开了。

“搞什么啊,门怎么反锁了啊?”他一脸不满。

我们围上去一看,门并没有锁。但当我们试图开门时,却怎么也打不开,仿佛有种无形的力量压制着门板。 正当我们面面相觑的时候,一个声音冷不丁地冒了出来: “现在是休息时间,请各位回去睡觉。”

每个人都吓了一大跳,因为这分明是寝室长的声音!愣了一会儿,有人才壮起胆子说道: “我要上厕所。”

“请上床睡觉,不然别怪我不客气。”对方好像并没有什么反应,反而是语气严肃了不少。与此同时,我感到背后传来了丝丝凉意。

“还是先回去睡觉!”我阻止了试图强行破门的众人, “它现在是个鬼魂,不知会干出什么事情来。”

大家只好照办,可虽说上了床,可大家都没有睡意,而是在小声地交谈着。

“你们说寝室长是不是回来害我们的?”

“你别乌鸦嘴了。”

“我看它的样子并没有失去理智,也许像往常一样,天亮了它就会把门打开?”

“狗屁,那它怎么不让我出去上厕所?”

“你们小点儿声……”

交谈声渐渐消失了,大概其他人都睡着了。但我毫无睡意,我有个想法:寝室长的耳朵在车祸中被毁了,所以它听不见我们说的话。

等等,寝室长的眼睛也应该被车毁掉了吧?那也就是说,在它眼里……永远没有天亮了!

 

Introduce:I am an a person who goes to bed late, like all night to play game, the someone else of the dormitory also mostly such —— grows besides our dormitory. Speak of us this dormitory is long, that can calculate really model of a model, not only strict to oneself requirement, more requirement we on time work and rest. Everyday he the demand according to the school is prompt light-off, supervise and urge we put out mobile phone, computer, go to bed, turn over the door the lock at the same time, prevent somebody to run out to play secretly in the middle of the night. And we make get up when he meets the morning just shine in the day, supervise and urge we read study early. At the beginning, this kind of work and rest lets us incessantly of these complain of suffering of a person who goes to bed late, have veiled word quite to him. But helpless and justifiable is him, we take him to do not have method. Later, we also were used to this kind of work and rest gradually, also felt at the same time sleep early early rise advantage, also be opposite rear no longer of his be foul-mouthed. Can be in today, his get killed in the traffic accident at a miserable intense. The scene is allegedly horrible, his body is badly mutilated, the on half section that connects a head by car make friends flat. This day night, although the dormitory grows be dead, but we or on time extinguish the lamp. After all everybody also nurturance habit, moreover beside produced this kind of job, who also idea of it doesn't matter played. But this day night, the lower berth that becomes me because inside when open the door urgently, discover the door cannot be opened however. "What to do, how was the door locked up instead? " his one face dissatisfaction. We are surrounded go up to look, the door does not have a lock. But when we try to open the door, how cannot also open however, as if gutty and invisible force is squelching door plank. Proper our look at each other in speechless despair when, cold not fourth ground risked a sound to come out: "Now is breathing space, ask everybody to go back sleep. " everybody was frightened jump greatly, because this is the sound with long dormitory clearly! Was stupefied a little while, somebody ability is strong remove courage say: "I should go up toilet. " " go to bed please, do not blame my you're welcome otherwise. " the other side is like and react without what, it is mood gravity instead many. Meanwhile, I feel backside transmitted filar silk cool desire. "Still go back first sleep! " I was prevented try forcibly the everybody of excommunicate, "It now is a soul, do not know to be able to do a what thing to come. " everybody is forced to act accordingly, but though went up bed, but everybody does not have drowsiness, chatting in a low voice however. "Do you say the dormitory grows to come back to kill us? " " you fasten corvine mouth. " " I see its look and did not lose reason, perhaps as usual, day break can it open the door? " " nonsense, how doesn't it let me go out to go up then toilet? " " …&hellip of you are small sound